The 29 Year-Old Virgin

An image search for my name can bring up a number of surprises, since I’m king of the Internets, and this one’s no different. Prophetic information about my future, or simply an image from a blog post I commented on?
Both?
My Site Sure Is Sexy

Of course, the Random Entry image of THIS entry is going to cause some Inception-esque madness. BWAAAAAAAA.
Bot Conversation, Anyway

Star Wars references aside, last night I came home from work to find an IM from a stranger on my computer. I don’t always leave my computer on when I’m out, but I’m glad I did
. I was skeptical from the start, but by the second response, I knew who I was chatting with. Or, should I say, who I WASN’T chatting with. I was kinda tired, so I entertained myself with this little bot o’ mine, and saved the conversation… just for you
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I Am The Internet!

Today, I made a discovery that somewhat blew my mind. For the first time since I’ve been running MarkMushakian.com, I did a web search and came across my own site in the results! Now, that’d be a rather obvious occurrence if I had been searching for, say, my name… but I wasn’t.
No, the Internet has come to know me for something else. For something that the world really needs. For something that I am very emotionally attached to.
For this…

Yep.






















